the following is a dramatization of a text-message conversation between me and my bff on May 18, 2008

me:

Which do you think is worse, sleeping in your contacts?

or

using expired solution?

her:

sleeping in ur contacts. solution exp. dates aren’t real, they’re like bottled water dates.

don’t let them fool u.

my eyes seem to be ok (as in — i can see), so i’m thinking i made the right choice. i’ll probably do it again tonight.

 

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