so just to get you guys up to speed:
aside from the fact that three weeks ago, my car died, (detailed here.), I have also, within the past few weeks: gone 24 hours without power, gotten in a car accident and somehow managed to SCRATCH MY EYE.
:: deep breath ::
we’ll go chronologically.
first. there was the infamous power [...]
Posts Tagged ‘contacts’
either God’s mad at me, or i owe someone scary money
Posted in humor, long, sh*tty things that happen to me, tagged car, contacts, humor, eye, glasses, comed on August 14, 2008 | 3 Comments »
making contact
Posted in im cool, short, tagged bff, contacts on May 19, 2008 | No Comments »
the following is a dramatization of a text-message conversation between me and my bff on May 18, 2008
me:
Which do you think is worse, sleeping in your contacts?
or
using expired solution?
her:
sleeping in ur contacts. solution exp. dates aren’t real, they’re like bottled water dates.
don’t let them fool u.
my eyes seem to be ok (as in – i can [...]
warning: cheese withdrawl may cause irritability
Posted in long, wisconsin, tagged contacts, driver's license, rant, wisconsin on March 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I officially hate America’s stupid Dairlyand.
My day started fine. actually, more than fine. but maybe the problem was that my expectations were too high.
I had planned to finally freaking get my stupid wisconsin license. I went to the stupid dmv, signed over my soul plus $28 and took a headshot (that SO added ten pounds) and [...]
what im thinking right this second- badgrammar: a tie!! wtf? olympic gymnastics just pisses me off. August 19, 2008
- badgrammar: seriously, when did china get so good at gymnastics? i had no clue August 19, 2008
- badgrammar: y do olympic gymnasts wear scrunchis? dont they know they went out of stlye in 1997? August 19, 2008
- badgrammar: i bought a new jean jacket yesterday. i love it and im so wearing it right now even though its 92 degrees out. August 18, 2008
- badgrammar: i think i just feel in love w my new shoes. August 18, 2008
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