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sorry i’ve been away

Posted in sh*tty things that happen to me, short, tagged , on August 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »

so i can’t talk long, because im kinda, technically at work. monitoring the police scanner (like a crazy person) ….
I HAVE A D DAVID…. IM IN PURSUIT OF A SUSPECT …. NEGATIVE … WE HAVE A 911 CALL. A FOOT BALL PLAYER APPARENTLY HAD A BACK INJURY. IS BREATHING ON CONSCIOUS. … WE HAVE A [...]

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do they make me look smart? or like my eye is scratched?

Posted in im cool, short, tagged , on August 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »

ok. i cant get the picture to turn, so just tilt your freaking head. 
gawd. I’m straight now.

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this site is under construction

Posted in im cool, short, tagged , , on August 9, 2008 | No Comments »

so, for those of you who actually see me regularly, you may have noticed that i dyed my hair.
dark brown.
and yes, it has faded since.
but it’s still much browner.
(id post a picture, but i don’t feel like it).
anyway, in the spirit of dying my hair, and ending veganism, and moving to chicagoland, i’ve decided to [...]

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i think ive gained 15 pounds since saturday.

Posted in anti-meat, humor, short, tagged , on August 7, 2008 | No Comments »

so remember how i was all ‘I ATE CHEESE?’
well, i’ve basically been living on pizza since then.
do you think that’s going to be a problem?
oh. don’t worry too much though.
I’ve also had a good, solid amount of ranch dressing.

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seriously, starting over sucks no matter how it goes down

Posted in humor, short, tagged , on August 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »

here’s my confession.
when i was younger i wanted attention. ha. ha. ha. ha.
oh. wait.
THAT’s not my confession. that’s HER confession.
MY confession is:
i dont REALLY like doing EVERYTHING alone.
ya. i pretend that I LOVE going to the movies solo. and that shopping by myself is WAY better. and that i LIKE the quiet i get when [...]

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anyone got a hybrid i can borrow?

Posted in im cool, short, tagged , , , on July 16, 2008 | No Comments »

EDITOR’S NOTE: The following post might make you cry.
So I’ve run some numbers and it’s looking like my two-hour round-trip commute back and forth to work is going to cost me …
$100.
a week.
and that’s only if gas prices don’t go up at all.
go ahead. start crying.

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what if i suck?

Posted in im cool, short, tagged , on July 14, 2008 | 4 Comments »

dear blog readers,
i start my new job tomorrow.  
in celebration of that as a result of that in spite of that i spent today buying a new ‘first-day outfit,’ getting a spray tan and prepping my car for the long-a$$ commute i plan to tackle tomorrow.
im pretty freaking nervous.
starting over sucks.
so i [...]

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