it’s a sneaky drink that jagerbomb.

WARNING: This post may not be suitable for those who think I’m perfect.
So what kind of evil genius said ‘oh, let me just go ahead and mix this alcohol (which relaxes me) with this here energy drink (which, as the name implies, gives me engery) and see what happens’?
seriously. WHO DID THIS?
and why did that REALLY cute guy [...]

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random list of thoughts, because im too tired to think in paragraph

· I’ve totally become an NPR addict. I’m not sure if this makes me cool or old.
· I’m so done with people thinking something must be wrong with me if im single. maybe something’s wrong with all the guys i meet. gawd.
· i bought a super cute black shirt for work from target. i [...]

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don’t judge me (i’ll do that myself, thank you)

ok. ok. i ate some d*mn cheese today.
what? this doesn’t make me a bad person. (right?)
see, what happened was. well. im just SO tired.
seriously.
i even have proof from a doctor.
(and by “proof” i mean “no proof.” but whatever).
here’s the thing, im commuting like INSANE amounts and im not sleeping that much, and i basically leave [...]

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wait. do you think i need rogaine?

ok. so seriously, my hair feels thin.
do you think it’s because I’m vegan? (I don’t eat jell-o.) or because im getting old. (im almost 25 you know.)
it could just be because im neurotic.
im trying to blow-dry less.
but, the problem with that technique is that i feel like blow-drying makes my hair look fuller (thicker) so really, im [...]

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if only i was an anonymous blogger

so im living with best friend and she’s d*mn neurotic.
i’ve totally got mother nature’s monthly “gift” today and i have super bad cramps AND im going to a water park tomorrow.
i wish i was a size two. like all the time. i blame soda for my inability to achieve this. for BANANA’S SAKE PEOPLE! i ALREADY [...]

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miracle on route 59

so, you might be all ‘there’s NO SUCH THING as miracles.’
but you’d be wrong.
you see, my best friends mom’s sister once told me about this woman who cured people. (im pretty sure that’s in the category of “MAJOR” miracles.) and another time, i got a job in the chicago suburbs (that’d be a “MIDDLE” miracle). and yesterday i [...]

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ya. i still miss most cheese.

so even though it’s been nearly five months since I gave up cheese and converted to veganism, i still kinda talk about it all the damn time.
like, when i past a restaurant i used to love i say “MAN. back when i ate cheese I used to love me some Papa Johns.” or “MAN. back when [...]

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