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it’s a sneaky drink that jagerbomb.

Posted in humor, im cool, medium, tagged , on August 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »

WARNING: This post may not be suitable for those who think I’m perfect.
So what kind of evil genius said ‘oh, let me just go ahead and mix this alcohol (which relaxes me) with this here energy drink (which, as the name implies, gives me engery) and see what happens’?
seriously. WHO DID THIS?
and why did that REALLY cute guy [...]

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do they make me look smart? or like my eye is scratched?

Posted in im cool, short, tagged , on August 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »

ok. i cant get the picture to turn, so just tilt your freaking head. 
gawd. I’m straight now.

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random list of thoughts, because im too tired to think in paragraph

Posted in im cool, medium, tagged , , , on August 11, 2008 | No Comments »

· I’ve totally become an NPR addict. I’m not sure if this makes me cool or old.
· I’m so done with people thinking something must be wrong with me if im single. maybe something’s wrong with all the guys i meet. gawd.
· i bought a super cute black shirt for work from target. i [...]

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this site is under construction

Posted in im cool, short, tagged , , on August 9, 2008 | No Comments »

so, for those of you who actually see me regularly, you may have noticed that i dyed my hair.
dark brown.
and yes, it has faded since.
but it’s still much browner.
(id post a picture, but i don’t feel like it).
anyway, in the spirit of dying my hair, and ending veganism, and moving to chicagoland, i’ve decided to [...]

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im thinking i would do well at nascar

Posted in humor, im cool, long, tagged , , , on August 9, 2008 | No Comments »

im a little worried im going to get in a car accident.
for those of you who don’t live in chi-town(land) let me explain how driving in this area works:
i start out my morning by darting across three lanes of traffic so i can get into the left turn lane.
and before you’re all, “what? why don’t you [...]

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don’t judge me (i’ll do that myself, thank you)

Posted in anti-meat, humor, im cool, medium, tagged , , on August 2, 2008 | 4 Comments »

ok. ok. i ate some d*mn cheese today.
what? this doesn’t make me a bad person. (right?)
see, what happened was. well. im just SO tired.
seriously.
i even have proof from a doctor.
(and by “proof” i mean “no proof.” but whatever).
here’s the thing, im commuting like INSANE amounts and im not sleeping that much, and i basically leave [...]

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wait. do you think i need rogaine?

Posted in humor, im cool, medium, tagged , on July 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »

ok. so seriously, my hair feels thin.
do you think it’s because I’m vegan? (I don’t eat jell-o.) or because im getting old. (im almost 25 you know.)
it could just be because im neurotic.
im trying to blow-dry less.
but, the problem with that technique is that i feel like blow-drying makes my hair look fuller (thicker) so really, im [...]

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