i think ive gained 15 pounds since saturday.

so remember how i was all ‘I ATE CHEESE?’
well, i’ve basically been living on pizza since then.
do you think that’s going to be a problem?
oh. don’t worry too much though.
I’ve also had a good, solid amount of ranch dressing.

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don’t judge me (i’ll do that myself, thank you)

ok. ok. i ate some d*mn cheese today.
what? this doesn’t make me a bad person. (right?)
see, what happened was. well. im just SO tired.
seriously.
i even have proof from a doctor.
(and by “proof” i mean “no proof.” but whatever).
here’s the thing, im commuting like INSANE amounts and im not sleeping that much, and i basically leave [...]

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ya. i still miss most cheese.

so even though it’s been nearly five months since I gave up cheese and converted to veganism, i still kinda talk about it all the damn time.
like, when i past a restaurant i used to love i say “MAN. back when i ate cheese I used to love me some Papa Johns.” or “MAN. back when [...]

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seriously, vegan food doesn’t suck

holy freaking crap. i just tried veganaise today and it is so d@mn good.
seriously.
it’s mayo for vegans and i had it on toasted organic bread with tofurky and tomatoes. in conclusion, i was pretty much in heaven.
tofurky is so good i can eat it alone.
but add all those other things to it and i can suddenly live without sex. [...]

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bad vegan math

OK, i seriously DO love. it. when people who make vegan food clearly state on the product “vegan.”
but im starting to think that the people who make these food products don’t really understand what vegan is, because a bunch of them are labled “100-percent vegan.”
true story. (note photographic proof above).
i know! right?
because the thing is, food either is vegan [...]

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an ode to taco bell hot sauce packets (because i have an unhealthy love for them)

So ever since i became a vegan, i seriously cannot get enough taco bell hot sauce. im thinking it’s because my taste buds totally changed after i gave up cheese (that really does read like a realistic reason, doesn’t it? probably because it’s TOTALLY plausible).
ok. ok. i don’t ACTUALLY eat the hot sauce. i actually [...]

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a heavily weighted topic

i was talking to my 72-year-old great-uncle today about how i read this book and have since become vegan.
him: what’s veegaaon?
me: Basically i don’t eat meat. or eggs. or butter. or chesse. or anything from an animal. in other words, everything i eat comes from a plant
him: that sounds hard
me: well not really. also, I’ve actually [...]

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