I totally stole this from my friend phil. he’s awesome.

MY STORY. written feb. 23, 2008

Hi, my name is: crystal

but you can call me: cry-stal (because i cry a lot). or lindell.

Never in my life have I: had a well-paying job

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Only one? N/A then.

My high school is: hoffman estates high school

When I’m nervous: i wish i was a smoker

The last song I listened to was: Fergalicious. because i am.

If I were to get married right now it would be to: the boy i like.

My hair is: over processed and too short.

When I was 4: i didn’t have any siblings yet. (now i have three)

Last Christmas: i totally bought into american consumerism.

I should be: doing the dishes.

When I look down I see: clothes sans a dresser.

The happiest recent event was: interviewing hillary clinton on the telephone.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I’d be the new girl dating joey.

By this time next year: I want to make money blogging. seriously. (is that even possible?)

My current gripe is: i hate snow. every. freaking. flake.

I have a hard time understanding: how to manage my money.

If I won an award: i’d hope there was a monetary prize involved.

I want to buy: a kitchen table. and a couch. and a dresser.

Where do you plan to visit: hawaii. (in crystal land) and south dakota (in realistic land)

If you spent the night at my house: you’d either be on the deformed blow-up air mattress or the floor. your choice

The world could do without: snow. seriously. and mice.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: the book “Skinny B*tch” by rory freedman and kim barnouin.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: gas.

My middle name is: sue

In the morning I: check my e-mail.

Last night I was: drinking long island ice tea

There’s this guy I know who: could totally hook you up.

If I were an animal I’d be a: house pet, because they seem to have the best gigs.

A better name for me would be: awesome-ful

Tomorrow I am: going to take out the garbage.

Tonight I am: going to read my new time magazine.

My birthday is: aug. 23