i already forgotaboutit

Since I’m still in love with johnny depp, i’ve been watching all sorts of his movies — including “Donnie Brasco.”
and as a result of watching that movie this weekend, and then watching the commentary (so I could stare at Mr. Depp for another 127 minutes) i’ve decided to bring back the phrase forgetaboutit.
for those who [...]

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a heavily weighted topic

i was talking to my 72-year-old great-uncle today about how i read this book and have since become vegan.
him: what’s veegaaon?
me: Basically i don’t eat meat. or eggs. or butter. or chesse. or anything from an animal. in other words, everything i eat comes from a plant
him: that sounds hard
me: well not really. also, I’ve actually [...]

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those with doctorates are fine, it’s doctors i hate

well the book i read about bein’ vegan SAID my stomach would hurt for like a month after i gave up everything-animal — i assumed it was related to some sort of cheese withdrawal — but it’s been like 2.5 months now, and my stomach still freaking hurts.
oh, and i’m STILL dizzy.
Now, a NORMAL person probably would go see [...]

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i don’t need real friends — i have grey’s anatomy

well, i was trying to be all cool and show my solidarity with the writers of hollywood by saying things like ‘dude, since the writers striked and the networks are tying to randomly bring back shows in the spring, im SO not going to watch them so i can show how important writers are’
and i was [...]

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my cue to read ‘the elements of style’

so tonight i was talking to this guy i recently met about my blog.
and he was all “‘ya, i was thinking about starting a blog, but i’m not that good at spelling or grammar.’”
and then i was all, “‘umm, have you read my blog? it’s not about that kind of stuff. it’s about writing without editors.’”
and he was [...]

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now back to your regularlly scheduled programming

ok, ok, so maybe this has kind of become vegan-Johnny-Depp blog.
maybe.
but i don’t really care.
because its my blog.
(yes, that IS me sticking my tongue out at you).
i do, however, want to let you guys know that since mr. depp has left my couch oshkosh, i plan to write about other stuff now.
like the weather.
and stuff.
should be [...]

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and that’s how i bought six johnny depp movies.

so the love of my life has left oshkosh.
that’s right. Johnny Depp (aka, the future Mr. Crystal Lindell) officially left the Sawdust City Friday.
and i got to wait for him to get on his super cool private jet at Basler Airport so i could tell my paper EXACTLY when he left town and we could write it [...]

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